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Morty was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife Miriam was extremely upset. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds OR ELSE!!"

The next morning Morty got up early and left for work. When Miriam woke up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Miriam put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and opened the box to find a brand new bathroom scale.

Morty has not been heard from since.

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