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An elderly Jewish couple are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing. Unluckily, this Island appears to be uncharted; I am unable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if not for the rest of our lives." The husband turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we turn off the stove?" and Esther replies, "of course." "Esther, are our life insurance policies paid up?" "Of course." "Esther, did we pay our UJA pledge?" "Oh my G-d, I forgot to send the check!!" "Thank Heaven! They'll find us for sure!!" Previous year's Jewish Jokes: Jewish Joke from Purim 2013 Jewish Joke from Purim 2012 Jewish Joke from Purim 2011 Jewish Joke from Purim 2010 . |